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Question 1

Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two tired. — What makes the answer funny?

Accepted Answer

"Two tired" sounds exactly like "too tired," and a bicycle has two tires.

Question 2

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. — Which word has a double meaning in this joke?

Accepted Answer

"Interest," which means both curiosity and money paid on savings.

Question 3

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. — Why is the answer "A fsh"?

Accepted Answer

"Eyes" sounds like "i's," and "fish" without the letter i becomes "fsh."

Question 4

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. — How can "outstanding in his field" be understood in two ways?

Accepted Answer

It means "excellent in his area of work" and also "standing out in his farm field."

Question 5

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. — What is the double meaning of "impossible to put down"?

Accepted Answer

The book is gripping, and it also floats, so you literally can't set it down.

Question 6

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. — Why is "they don't have the guts" funny?

Accepted Answer

"Guts" means courage, and skeletons literally have no internal organs.

Question 7

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved. — What is the play on words in the answer?

Accepted Answer

"Waved" can mean moving a hand to greet someone or making waves.

Question 8

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space. — Why is the punchline funny?

Accepted Answer

"Space" means both personal room or distance and outer space.

Question 9

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. — What is the joke here?

Accepted Answer

Eyebrows drawn too high make a face look surprised, so she always looks that way.

Question 10

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. — Why is the second sentence surprising?

Accepted Answer

The same words change roles: "flies" becomes a noun and "like" becomes a verb.

Question 11

A man walks into a bar. Ouch. — What is the trick in this joke?

Accepted Answer

"Walk into" can mean "enter" or "hit," and "bar" can be a pub or a metal pole.

Question 12

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine. — How does the answer work?

Accepted Answer

"Eight" sounds like "ate," so it means "seven ate nine."

Question 13

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. — Why is a garbage truck the answer?

Accepted Answer

"Flies" can be a verb meaning "travels through the air" or a noun meaning insects.

Question 14

Why did the math book look so sad? Because it had too many problems. — What is the double meaning of "problems"?

Accepted Answer

Exercises to solve in a textbook, and personal troubles or worries.

Question 15

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. — Why is "a gummy bear" a clever answer?

Accepted Answer

"Gummy" describes a mouth showing only gums, and gummy bears are a candy.

Question 16

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. — What does the speaker really mean?

Accepted Answer

He eats any food he sees, because "seafood" sounds like "see food."

Question 17

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work. — What is the word play in this joke?

Accepted Answer

"Horn" means both an animal's horn and a car horn that makes a warning sound.

Question 18

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. — Why is "bulldozer" the answer?

Accepted Answer

"Bulldozer" sounds like "bull" plus "dozer," someone who dozes or naps.

Question 19

The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense. — Why is "It was tense" funny?

Accepted Answer

"Tense" means both nervous and the grammar term for past, present, and future.

Question 20

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it's cold out here! — What is the pun in the last line?

Accepted Answer

"Lettuce" sounds like "let us," so it means "Let us in."

Question 21

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh— MOO! — Why is this knock-knock joke funny?

Accepted Answer

The cow actually interrupts the other person, doing exactly what its name says.

Question 22

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry. It's only a joke! — Why does the speaker say "Don't cry"?

Accepted Answer

"Boo who" sounds like "boohoo," the sound of someone crying.

Question 23

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus. — What is the double meaning in the answer?

Accepted Answer

"A big plus" means a big advantage, and the Swiss flag has a big plus-shaped cross.

Question 24

I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. — What are the two meanings of "it hit me"?

Accepted Answer

"I suddenly understood," and "the ball physically struck me."

Question 25

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. — Why is "a hole in one" funny here?

Accepted Answer

It is a perfect golf shot, but it also sounds like "a hole in one pair of pants."

Question 26

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. — How does the answer work?

Accepted Answer

"Nacho" sounds like "not your," so "nacho cheese" means "not your cheese."

Question 27

I would tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn't get a reaction. — What is the play on words?

Accepted Answer

"Reaction" means both a chemical reaction and people's response to a joke.

Question 28

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up. — Why is this joke funny?

Accepted Answer

"Crack up" means to make someone laugh hard, and eggs can literally crack.

Question 29

Never trust atoms. They make up everything. — What is the double meaning of "make up everything"?

Accepted Answer

Atoms form all matter, and "make up" also means to invent false stories.

Question 30

Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. — Why is this joke both funny and a little sad?

Accepted Answer

Parallel lines never "meet" by definition, like two similar people who never get together.

Question 31

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, I finally had to take his bike away. — What is surprising about the second sentence?

Accepted Answer

It reveals that the dog, not the people, was riding the bike.

Question 32

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Doctor, you have to help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!" The doctor replies, "I'm sorry, I don't follow you." — Why is the doctor's reply funny?

Accepted Answer

"I don't follow you" means "I don't understand," but on Twitter, "follow" means subscribing.

Question 33

"Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well, pull yourself together!" — What does the doctor's advice mean?

Accepted Answer

"Pull yourself together" means "calm down," and curtains are pulled together to close.

Question 34

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards." "Sit down. I'll deal with you later." — What is the pun in the doctor's answer?

Accepted Answer

"Deal with" means "handle," and "deal" also means giving out cards in a game.

Question 35

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. — What is the joke suggesting?

Accepted Answer

That personal connections can matter more than knowledge, which is unfair.

Question 36

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't. — Why does the joke say "10 types" but list only two?

Accepted Answer

In binary, "10" means two, so only people who understand binary get the joke.

Question 37

A programmer's wife tells him, "Go to the store and buy a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, buy a dozen." He comes home with twelve loaves of bread. — Why did the programmer buy twelve loaves of bread?

Accepted Answer

He read "buy a dozen" as referring to the bread, as a computer program would.

Question 38

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. — What is the double meaning of "bugs"?

Accepted Answer

Insects that fly toward lights, and errors in computer programs.

Question 39

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, "Can I join you?" — Why is "Can I join you?" funny here?

Accepted Answer

In SQL, "JOIN" combines tables, and "Can I join you?" asks to sit with someone.

Question 40

A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then fires two shots into the air with a toy gun and heads for the door. The confused waiter asks why. The panda tosses him a badly punctuated wildlife guide and says, "Look me up." The entry reads: "Panda. Large black-and-white mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves." — What caused the misunderstanding?

Accepted Answer

A comma turned "shoots and leaves" from plant foods into actions.

Question 41

"Let's eat, Grandma!" "Let's eat Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives. — What does the comma change in these two sentences?

Accepted Answer

With the comma, Grandma is being spoken to; without it, she becomes the food.

Question 42

I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They're right behind you!" — Why is the librarian's answer funny?

Accepted Answer

Her whisper sounds like a warning that "they" are following a paranoid person.

Question 43

Two antennas got married. The ceremony was boring, but the reception was excellent. — What does "reception" mean in this joke?

Accepted Answer

Both a wedding party and the quality of a radio or TV signal.

Question 44

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something. — What is the double meaning of "up to something"?

Accepted Answer

"Planning something sneaky," and stairs literally lead up to somewhere.

Question 45

The man who invented the knock-knock joke should get a No Bell prize. — Why is "No Bell prize" a clever phrase?

Accepted Answer

It sounds like "Nobel Prize," and knocking is what you do when there is no bell.

Question 46

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing. It just let out a little wine. — What is the pun in the answer?

Accepted Answer

"Wine" sounds like "whine," which means to complain in a crying voice.

Question 47

Why can't a leopard play hide-and-seek? Because he's always spotted. — What does "spotted" mean here?

Accepted Answer

Both "seen or found" and "covered with spots," like a leopard's fur.

Question 48

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" — Why is the bartender's question funny?

Accepted Answer

"A long face" means a sad expression, and horses really do have long faces.

Question 49

I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on it. — Why is this joke funny?

Accepted Answer

"Working on it" means the joke isn't finished, just like a building under construction.

Question 50

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. — Why is "a carrot" the answer?

Accepted Answer

A carrot is orange, and the word "carrot" rhymes with "parrot."

Question 51

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. — What does "it grew on me" mean in this joke?

Accepted Answer

"I came to like it over time," and the beard literally grew on his face.

Question 52

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy. — What is the double meaning of "crummy"?

Accepted Answer

"Feeling bad or unwell," and "full of crumbs," like a broken cookie.

Question 53

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. — Why is "a thesaurus" the answer?

Accepted Answer

It sounds like a dinosaur name ending in "-saurus," and it is a book of words.

Question 54

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change. — What is the joke playing on?

Accepted Answer

"Change" means replacing a bulb, and also a person changing with a therapist's help.

Question 55

Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake. — Why did the student eat his homework?

Accepted Answer

He took "a piece of cake," which means "very easy," literally.

Question 56

Teacher: "Can you name two pronouns?" Student: "Who, me?" — Why is the student's answer correct?

Accepted Answer

"Who" and "me" are both pronouns, so he answered without realizing it.

Question 57

Teacher: "If I gave you two cats, and then another two cats, how many cats would you have?" Student: "Five." Teacher: "Listen carefully. Two cats plus two cats. How many?" Student: "Five. I already have a cat at home." — Why does the student keep answering "five"?

Accepted Answer

He is counting the cat he already owns, so his answer is actually correct.

Question 58

I asked my gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays." — Why is the answer "I can't make Tuesdays" funny?

Accepted Answer

"Flexible" can mean able to bend the body or able to change one's schedule.

Question 59

I told my friend ten jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. — What famous phrase does "no pun in ten did" sound like?

Accepted Answer

"No pun intended," which people say after accidentally making a pun.

Question 60

Velcro? What a rip-off! — Why is "What a rip-off!" funny?

Accepted Answer

"Rip-off" means something overpriced, and Velcro is literally ripped off to open.

Question 61

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent. — What does "the p is silent" refer to?

Accepted Answer

The letter p in "pterodactyl" is not pronounced, and "pee" is slang for urine.

Question 62

What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause. — What makes the answer clever?

Accepted Answer

It swaps similar sounds: "claws/paws" becomes "pause/clause."

Question 63

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it. — What is the double meaning of "couldn't see himself doing it"?

Accepted Answer

"Couldn't imagine doing that job," and literally being unable to see his own body.

Question 64

I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them. — What does "taking steps" mean here?

Accepted Answer

Both "taking action to solve a problem" and literally using the stairs.

題名	日本語の題名	種類／ジャンル／語数
Why Bicycles Fall Over	🚲 じてんしゃがたおれるわけ	ダジャレ／乗り物
The Former Banker	🏦 元銀行員	ダジャレ／仕事
A Fish With No Eyes	🐟 目のない魚	ことば遊び／動物
The Award-Winning Scarecrow	🌾 賞をとったかかし	ダジャレ／農場
A Book About Anti-Gravity	📕 反重力の本	ダジャレ／本
Peaceful Skeletons	💀 平和なガイコツ	ダジャレ／おばけ
The Ocean and the Beach	🌊 海と砂浜	ダジャレ／海
The Claustrophobic Astronaut	🚀 閉所恐怖症の宇宙飛行士	ダジャレ／宇宙
Eyebrows Too High	🤨 高すぎるまゆ毛	ひねり／家族
Time Flies	🍌 時は飛ぶ	文法ジョーク／言語
A Man Walks Into a Bar	🍺 ある男がバーに入った	アンチジョーク／日常
Why Six Is Afraid	7️⃣ 6がこわがるわけ	ダジャレ／数字
Four Wheels and Flies	🚛 4つの車輪と…	ダジャレ／乗り物
The Sad Math Book	📘 悲しい数学の本	ダジャレ／学校
A Bear With No Teeth	🐻 歯のないクマ	ダジャレ／動物
The Seafood Diet	🍤 シーフード・ダイエット	ダジャレ／食べ物
Why Cows Wear Bells	🐄 牛がベルをつけているわけ	ダジャレ／動物
A Sleeping Bull	🐂 ねむっている雄牛	ダジャレ／動物
Past, Present, and Future	⏳ 過去と現在と未来	文法ジョーク／言語
Knock Knock: Lettuce	🥬 ノック・ノック：レタス	ノック・ノック／食べ物
Knock Knock: Interrupting Cow	🐄 ノック・ノック：話をさえぎる牛	ノック・ノック／どうぶつ
Knock Knock: Boo	👻 ノック・ノック：ブー	ノック・ノック／日常
The Best Thing About Switzerland	🇨🇭 スイスのいちばんいいところ	ダジャレ／国
The Growing Baseball	⚾ 大きくなる野球ボール	ひねり／スポーツ
Two Pairs of Pants	⛳ ズボン2本	ダジャレ／スポーツ
Cheese That Isn't Yours	🧀 きみのじゃないチーズ	ダジャレ／食べ物
A Chemistry Joke	🧪 化学のジョーク	ダジャレ／理科
Why Eggs Don't Tell Jokes	🥚 卵がジョークを言わないわけ	ダジャレ／食べ物
Never Trust Atoms	⚛️ 原子を信じるな	ダジャレ／理科
Parallel Lines	📏 平行線	ダジャレ／数学
The Dog and the Bike	🐕 犬と自転車	ひねり／ペット
Addicted to Social Media	📱 SNS中毒	お医者さん／SNS
Doctor, I Feel Like Curtains	🪟 先生、カーテンみたいな気分です	お医者さん／病院
Doctor, I'm a Deck of Cards	🃏 先生、トランプになった気がします	お医者さん／病院
A Good Lawyer and a Great Lawyer	⚖️ よい弁護士とすごい弁護士	皮肉／仕事
10 Types of People	💻 10種類の人	プログラマー／コンピューター
The Programmer Goes Shopping	🍞 プログラマーの買い物	プログラマー／コンピューター
Why Programmers Like Dark Mode	🌙 プログラマーがダークモードを好むわけ	プログラマー／コンピューター
A Database Walks Into a Bar	🗄️ データベースがバーに入る	プログラマー／コンピューター
Eats, Shoots and Leaves	🐼 食べて、撃って、去る	文法ジョーク／動物
Punctuation Saves Lives	👵 句読点は命を救う	文法ジョーク／家族
Books on Paranoia	📚 被害妄想の本	ひねり／図書館
Two Antennas Got Married	📡 2本のアンテナの結婚	ダジャレ／結婚
Don't Trust Stairs	🪜 階段は信用できない	ダジャレ／家
The No Bell Prize	🔔 ノー・ベル賞	ダジャレ／発明
The Grape That Was Stepped On	🍇 ふまれたブドウ	ダジャレ／食べ物
The Leopard Who Couldn't Hide	🐆 かくれられないヒョウ	ダジャレ／動物
Why the Long Face?	🐴 どうしてそんな顔？	ダジャレ／動物
A Joke About Construction	🏗️ 工事のジョーク	ひねり／仕事
Orange and Sounds Like a Parrot	🥕 オレンジ色で、オウムのような音	なぞなぞ／食べ物
Facial Hair	🧔 ひげ	ダジャレ／体
The Cookie in the Hospital	🍪 病院のクッキー	ダジャレ／食べ物
A Dinosaur With a Big Vocabulary	🦖 語彙の多い恐竜	ダジャレ／恐竜
How Many Psychiatrists	💡 何人の精神科医	ひねり／心理学
A Piece of Cake	📝 ケーキひと切れ	ひねり／学校
Name Two Pronouns	🙋 代名詞を2つ言いなさい	文法ジョーク／学校
Two Cats Plus Two Cats	🐈 2匹のネコ＋2匹のネコ	ひねり／学校
How Flexible Are You?	🤸 どのくらい柔軟？	ダジャレ／スポーツ
No Pun in Ten	🔟 ダジャレ10個	ダジャレ／ことば
Velcro	👟 マジックテープ	ダジャレ／発明
The Silent Pterodactyl	🦕 静かなプテラノドン	ことば遊び／恐竜
A Cat and a Comma	🐱 ネコとコンマ	ことば遊び／動物
The Invisible Man's Job Offer	🫥 透明人間への仕事の誘い	ダジャレ／仕事
Afraid of Elevators	🛗 エレベーターがこわい	ダジャレ／建物
All Right Now	🩹 もうだいじょうぶ	ダジャレ／体
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?	🐔 ニワトリはなぜ道をわたったの？	アンチジョーク／動物
Two Fish in a Tank	🐟 水槽の2匹の魚	ダジャレ／動物
Happy Frogs	🐸 しあわせなカエル	ダジャレ／動物
Impersonating a Flamingo	🦩 フラミンゴのものまね	ダジャレ／家族
The Janitor's Surprise	🧹 用務員さんのサプライズ	ダジャレ／学校
The Late Broom	🧹 遅刻したほうき	ダジャレ／家
Holmes and Watson Go Camping	⛺ ホームズとワトソンのキャンプ	論理／探偵
A Sandwich Walks Into a Bar	🥪 サンドイッチがバーに入る	ダジャレ／食べ物
Why the Tomato Blushed	🍅 トマトが赤くなったわけ	ダジャレ／食べ物
Ninja Shoes	🥷 忍者のくつ	ダジャレ／日本
The Restaurant on the Moon	🌕 月のレストラン	ダジャレ／宇宙
Fishy Sushi	🍣 あやしいおすし	ダジャレ／食べ物
Ignorance and Apathy	🤷 無知と無関心	ひねり／ことば
Two Minus Two	🐶 2ひく2	ひねり／ペット
School Ahead, Go Slow	🚸 学校あり、徐行	ひねり／学校

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